Sunday, 10 July 2011

Checking myself into bootcamp!

Today, I'd eaten quite a bit, not a normal ammount, but it was too much for my liking, anyway, I foolishly weighed myself after eating, in the middle of the day, with fucking jeans on and surprise surprise, gained 4lbs.

So I did the only rational thing, binged like a total bell end.

Anyway, I'm fed up for this LAMEimia, I want a fucking hot body, so, next week, I shall invest in some new dumbells, kettlebells and other such things, I shall be having egg whites and mushrooms for my breakfast, a protein shake and an apple for my dinner and boiled chicken or fish with vegetables for tea, I shall go swimming for two hours every day and will weight train every day.

I don't want to live in this hideous body anymore and I refuse to!